Wal-Mart Poem

Wal-mart Outlaws Christmas


Today, Wal-Mart decreed there shall be no Christmas in their stores
They are busily slashing the “C” word from their aisles
Removing all traces of the disagreeable “C” word from their advertisements
Employees are instructed to greet customers with
“Have a Happy Holiday”
instead of
“Have a Merry Christmas”

Wal-Mart is afraid of offending the non-Christians in America

This is odd

About 10 percent of Americans are religious, but non-Christians
Their opinions must count for a lot to Wal-Mart

About 11 percent of Americans are non-religious
They probably have no opinion on the “C” word

Wal-Mart is not concerned about offending the 79 percent of Americans who consider themselves Christians

Where will this end?
I want to have a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday!
I know, I’ll go to K-Mart